What movies have not aged well?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Diamonds Are Forever

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What is the story of how you met your spouse?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-J W Pepper

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Octopussy

You Only Live Twice

Why would the state lie about the Earth's shape? We know that it's flat, but why do they lie and tell us that it is a sphere?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-All the bad guys are black.

Why am I so jealous towards couples? Why am I tired of being single and feel my life is over?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”